Greetings and salutations all future hate mail authors, my name is Josh and I will be writing here on A Man’s View. It come as a shock to me that I am chauvinistic, rude, brutally honest and a well rounded drinker enough to write here. However, I am still quite flattered that the site exists and I can write on it.

So what defines Josh as the person who will be writing here? What qualities does he withhold that makes him so seemingly perfect to write at A Man’s View? After much analyzing of this question, I was finally able to conceive the notion of why I should write here. So here at the three big determining factors followed by some other helpful qualities:

* I am indeed an “A”
* I indeed do have a penis, confirming I am a “Man”
* I have thoughts on issues, or as they are sometimes called “Views”
* I like girls.
* Finally, I hold the pound-for-pound title in drinking.

With all this and more followed by America’s best warranty, what’s not to love? With that being said I feel it is time for me to crack open a beer (yes I know it’s only 10:00 AM and I’m at work) and dive deep into my mind to see what I am going to view next…

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